Gossip Girl S1 E16

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May 07
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unless ‘yogurt’ is a nasty reference to blow jobs or somethin?  Gossip Girl you didn’t!

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Gustave Courbet

The exhibition advertised on the steps of the Met (in the show and in real life) is Gustave Courbet. Let’s wikipedia that shit….

  • He coined the term “REALISM.” hahahahahaha!
  • “Rather, Courbet believed the Realist artist’s mission was the pursuit of truth, which would help erase social contradictions and imbalances.”
  • “For Courbet realism dealt not with the perfection of line and form, but entailed spontaneous and rough handling of paint, suggesting direct observation by the artist while portraying the irregularities in nature. He depicted the harshness in life, and in so doing, challenged contemporary academic ideas of art, which brought the criticism that he deliberately adopted a cult of ugliness.”
Obviously Gustave Courbet is Gossip Girl. Let’s see what his most famous paintings depict the show…
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Femme nue couchee, Courbet’s most famous painting. Plz notice the kneesocks!

Femme nue couchee, Courbet’s most famous painting. Plz notice the kneesocks!

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Georgina and Serena?  Another Courbet.

Georgina and Serena?  Another Courbet.

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Both these informative works were banned from public viewing.  Sad, I fear that Serena’s sex tape will see the same fate.  I’ll mention this again later, but I definitely see an opportunity for someone to make a porn parody.

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courbet’s death was alcoholism related. HOLLLLLA SERENA. AND HOPEFULLY BLAIR. (BLAIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET DRUNK. WITH ME. ALSO OTHER DRUGS PLEASE).

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It’s a really small get together with just our closest friends.
— Jenny’s speaking like she and Asher are totez already married. “Our” friends? Also, she practiced this line before.
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Although, I guess if they’re an old married couple that explains why they’re not bangin’!!!!!

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Also, what is this, a dinner party w assigned seats?  what party can’t accommodate more?  these ues kids need to learn a more socially subtle way to exclude others.

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  • NellyYuki: Blair can take my place!
  • NellyYuki here is falling into the exact same trap that jenny humphrey did with the kiss on the lips invite to serena. do I smell a rise to power by NellyYuki? I can definitely see her big glasses being a ticket into the world of Brooklyn hipsters, throwing yet another wrench into the socioeconomic drama.