“ Invitations are non-transferable!?
— okay, now jenny’s just on crack. you don’t want your ues manse party to sound like a place that can just be ‘reserved’ by anyone. doesn’t she sound like she’s a customer service rep talking about frequent flyer miles? or better yet, an overexcited rep based in Bangladesh. poor jenny. she’s trying to emulate authority but looking in all the wrong directions.
“ She’s new to the group
— Jenny smirks. As if Blair doesn’t know, as if Blair wasn’t the one who organized NellyYuki’s social ascent. SHUT UP JENNY!
speakin of which, why didn’t we get to see that happen? sad!
“ Just because your name is on the invite doesn’t make you a hostess.
— oh SNAPPPPPPP. Blair knows what’s up.
When jenny answers a call from (ostensibly) her party planner, one of her minions says “oh my god.” what is she omg-ing about? Is she commenting directly/immediately on the blair-jenny drama? Isn’t she scared the B and J will cut her? Or is she praising jenny for having a party planner? that would be weird bc even if having a party planner is a weird thing for these girls, they’ve been trained to wordlessly accept ostentatiousness so as to not seem out of the loop.
Evite? get out of here. Also Jenny get a better password, dumbass.
“ LOVE YOU TOO
— Sarcastic rufus. hahahahaha. I’ve never heard a parent use this tone when telling saying “love you” to a child. is rufus saying this because he knows jenny is lying, or bc he doesn’t really love jenny? Hope it’s the latter, Upper East Siders! season 2 ABANDONMENT?
“ FLORAL EMERGENCY
— hell yes. remember jenny’s earlier obsession with blair’s hydrangeas? girl just can’t help showing her weaknesses.
