Gossip Girl S1 E16

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May 07
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NellyYuki are you an American Apparel model? look at those big glasses. ooh, season 2: sexual harassment plot?

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  • Blair: How did little Jenny Humphrey become the next brooke astor?
  • hell yes. brooke astor who is later neglected by her son, up until her death? no seriously. does this mean jenny is going to age quickly? or get all into charity? or become a teenage mother? or be neglected by dan/rufus? I hope the answer is ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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What does NellyYuki know about marrying up?  Is she a secret gold-digger too?

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So scared of Blair right now. Looks like there is screaming coming out of her mouth. like “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!” level screaming.

So scared of Blair right now. Looks like there is screaming coming out of her mouth. like “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!” level screaming.

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CUT TO SERENA, who says “why the long face”—shes speaking to eric, but blair (in the prev scene) also ended w/ a long face. does this mean that serena is somehow omniscient?

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I’m really obsessed with eric’s messenger bag (with the plaid shoulder rest). is the shoulder pad the new handkerchief square? if so, what the fuck does PLAID mean?

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Bart, chuck, and prince albert?  does someone have a prince albert?  I mean, for prince albert to be on this show ISN’T EVEN REALISTIC. AT ALL. BLOWING MY MIND.

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Oh no that didn’t COME OUT like I meant it.
— Eric. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!
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Eric says GOSSIP GIRL all bored-like, you know how people start talking about the weather really sarcastically because they actually have nothing left to say.  yeah yeah he and his sister cant communicate lets move on.

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Looks like jenny’s been spotted at gap sewing stella mccartney labels into pocket tees.
— HAY ERIC U DON’T KNOW IT, BUT YOU JUST CAME OUT.