Gossip Girl S1 E16

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May 07
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also, um, pocket tees? I don’t even think the gap sells pocket tees anymore. bad rumor! NellyYuki was that you?

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Referencing real world speculation that eric might be gossip girl: orgasm, obviously.  also was serena complicit in that rumor? (hey, it made sense at the time!) love that they’re referencing a fight or at least tension that occurred offscreen. this tv show is so real. so real.

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hate the ringtones utilized in this ep. more flo rida please.

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SALUT, CHUCK!
— Yes. Salut, Chuck!
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“Sarah” is reading a NY travel guide? I mean, I get it, but she must be sooooooo bored. I hope she has a harlequin romance slipped between the covers.

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  • Vanessa: You can click those heels all you want...
  • Vanessa, if you're really that into the Wizard of Oz, I'd really like it if you started doing more drugs. GG GOES ON A TRIP!!!!
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Portland? Please, girl.

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Oh hey Dan, look at ‘chu saying “Hey Sarah” like its no big thang.

(Side Note: Wouldn’t it be great if Georgina ACTUALLY fell for Dan?  And, like, killed Serena to get him for good?) 

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  • Sarah: Are there any new developments?
  • Oh Georgina you're so good at acting like you give a shit about gossip. You know Dan loves him some gossip girls.
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Jenny and her boyfriend are even more inseparable, and she’s even more insufferable.
— LOVE IT HOLLA AT MY POET DAN.  Also, are we to assume that Dan has New Yorker-quality writing skills based on these beatz?  Also, could Dan maybe become a white rapper? That’d be nice.