Gossip Girl S1 E16

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May 07
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“ Sometimes in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the thing that’s even more scandalous.
— Consider yourself schooled, Gossip Girl.
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I like that Dan is the one seeing the Asher/Mystery* makeout.  He’s looking into what could have been, if he’d drawn the short straw in the Who’sComingOut game.

 *Operating under the assumption that readers haven’t finished watching yet. Which is a fucking stupid assumption, I know.

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Asher’s grabbing mysterylover’s wrist. I spy a dom! and a season 2 kinky plotline!

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A picture tells a thousand words.  And summarizes nicely the TOTAL FREAKOUT AMAZINGNESS of this plotline.

A picture tells a thousand words.  And summarizes nicely the TOTAL FREAKOUT AMAZINGNESS of this plotline.

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Didn’t your first closetedgaylover teach you to look both ways before kissin your boyf on the street? the street next to YOUR SCHOOL?

Didn’t your first closetedgaylover teach you to look both ways before kissin your boyf on the street? the street next to YOUR SCHOOL?

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how could dan POSSIBLY have been the only one to see that?

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Someone less high please explain how this bird’s eye shot of asher/dan offers an easy metadiagram of the whole situation. of the whole universe. i mean, see that diamond, that circle, that SYMMETRY…

Someone less high please explain how this bird’s eye shot of asher/dan offers an easy metadiagram of the whole situation. of the whole universe. i mean, see that diamond, that circle, that SYMMETRY…

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also, where’s asher’s supersecret gay lovahhh walking? definitely not to school, which is where dan is standing

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  • Lily: When you revise the seating chart, don’t forget to place mr. spitzer as far away from serena’s table as possible. thank you.
  • Umm, was this filmed pre- or post spitzer? if pre-, then wtf why wasn’t this edited out? if post-, then wtf why was he even invited to the wedding?
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“ the only solution to the above conundrum: ELIOT SPITZER’S PR FIRM PAID GOSSIP GIRL TO THROW HIM A MENTION. THEY WOULDN’T PORTRAY HIM POSITIVELY BUT HE TAKES WHAT HE CAN GIT.
—  or am i just, like, way too blazed?